le pet peeves

so, off of the top of my head these are little things that people say or do that just irritates me a little. Like on the scale of irritation (level 1 to Chris Brown), they'd probably rank from 2 to 5.

• when people stare at me as I'm blotting my face with oil blotting paper. MAYBE I DON'T WANT MY FACE TO BE A SHINY OIL SLICK OK 
• when people ask me if I've gotten a haircut when my hair is clearly eight inches shorter

• when people say "I see" in reply to something I said
• when people keep teasing me about something when I've already said many times that I don't like it when they tease me about it (actually that's around an 8 on the irritation level)
• when people ask me why I'm so bad at math
• when people reply "yo' mama" to everything (alright, I admit that I am guilty of this sometimes)
• when people are overly loud, especially this person in my world history class
• when people are overly sensitive, especially this person on JV swim
• when people don't get my sarcasm and think I'm stupid (that's a 7)
• when people have autoplaying songs on Tumblr and I'm listening to music on my earphones (except Cynthia because your song is cool)
• when people ask me 'can I be honest with you?' NO, PLEASE LIE TO ME. PLEASE
• when people insist on stealing my things and playing keep away with them
• when people use "trololol" the wrong way
• when people overuse "trololol"
• when people use "u mad bro?" the wrong way
• when people overuse "u mad bro?"
• when people overuse "cool story bro"
• when people use different variations of "cool story bro" like "compelling story bro". like, do you think you're cool because you upgraded to a third grade vocab word? maaaaan! so fancy! I want to be just like you when I grow up!
• when I show someone something (clothes, usually) that I want to buy and then they buy it and they wear it and other people compliment them by saying "oh that's so cute" or whatever
• when people don't give me credit for something witty that I said (yeah it's rare, but sometimes it happens) and then they pass it off as their own words

yeah that's definitely all I can think of at the moment

but

not all of my pet peeves

wow I get irritated a lot huh

but I don't show it

maybe that's why irritating people just keep on being irritating

do they even know when they're being irritating

or

do I have to spell it out for them