Wednesday, February 8, 2012

trench chairfare

today during chem
Louisa showed me how she reglued her bundle of shiny beads back onto her flat
(a week ago she was wearing the flats and then the beads just fell off LOL)
"never underestimate the power of superglue!"
uh huh
right.

today during history
Mr. Cain split our class into two and had us take the desks and make "trenches" with them
and then he supplied us with paper ball ammunition
lul
the first battle I was surviving but then I "got hit by heavy tank fire" lul
I died within ten seconds of the second battle LOL
then Mr. Cain let me hand out the slips of paper to random people
I made Carlos lose his arm
and I killed Anish
LOL I FELT POWERFUL
except I was dead
then we wrote "I Am" poems describing our 'trench warfare experience'
want to hear mine?
alright if you insist
here goes


I am a soldier
I wonder when I will die
I hear the thud of paper balls hitting their targets
I see paper balls hitting people
I am amused
I pretend I am not amused
I feel a paper ball land on my foot
I touch my foot
I worry about dying
I cry from the paper ballet pain
I am dying
I say goodbye
I dream of unicorns
I try to die ASAP
I hope I die soon
I am dead.


today during orch
I played the solo for "Rite of Spring"


today during math
my cramps were terrible


today during English
we got into groups of 8
and began rehearsing Julius Caesar
we have to perform the stabbing part in class tomorrow


today after school
Louisa told me that her bundle of beads fell off her flats
me: /applauds the power of superglue


today for swim practice
if we have to do lactates
while I'm cramping
I will cut a bitch

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