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Dear,
Thank you for constantly putting up with my shit whenever I'm feeling clingy, upset, creepy, etc.
Still.
It feels like I am forever telling everyone my secrets and trusting them not to be obvious with my feelings. On the other hand, making fun of me all the time seems to be alright. It was slightly funny at first, but now I just get irritated. All day. Can't you tell when enough is enough?

Dear,
You never seem to be satisfied with a single girl. You're always moving from one girl to the next, yet you hate it when people call you a 'player'. Your actions aren't really doing anything to disprove that rumor...
You also said that I'm your only female friend that's never gotten into a fight with you. Why do you think that's so? Because almost all of your female friends fall in like with you, or misunderstand something you say, or get mad at you because you often invade other people's 'personal bubble'.

Dear,
You're lucky I don't see you as much these days, because if I stayed for more than a few minutes in your company you'd be receiving another punch in the face.