this sounds mean but

I always laugh when people (our age or younger...) say they've fallen in love with someone, or they're feeling sad because of unrequited love.
You're most likely not in love. You're infatuated, obsessed, in like. Girls are pretty, they have nice smiles, their personality doesn't have too many flaws. Guys are cute, they have nice smiles, they're not douchebags. Next thing you know, wow, you're chatting online after school! [S]he liked your post on their wall! Dude omg you totally just reached second base.
Do you want a cookie?

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I don't know why I'm being all bitchy about this, but it just irritates me a lot whenever I see this stuff on people's statuses/blogs. asd;fkjsdlkjsj I just feel like snapping my fingers in a Z formation in their face and telling them to wake up. You're not going to pine after her/him for the rest of your life. It's just an infatuation. You'll get over her/him by the time high school's over, at the very most.

Orrrr you can just keep proclaiming you're in love with someone new every three months.