Kraft was doing scale tests today (Mark, Victoria, and I already tested yesterday and my test was a flop) so we were just sitting there doing nothing, listening to people jumble up harmonic, natural, and melodic minor scales.
And then I had an epiphany.
Epiphany #5, if you will.
My orchestral brainchildren are as follows:
1. I will never become a unicorn princess.Mark objected to this. He said that since I was a human, I couldn't turn into a unicorn. He was not aware that I was a true unicorn at heart. I set him straight.
Then he and Victoria kept saying that I needed to marry a unicorn prince. (My remarks are represented by parentheses.)
"See, here's how you do it. You seduce this unicorn prince, right?"
(Uh huh.)
"Then you get him to marry you. As soon as you're all married and stuff, you go and kill the king and queen."
(Poison? Maybe while they're sleeping...)
"Uh... yeah."
(Then my unicorn husband becomes king! Then I can kill him and become queen!!! Mwahahahahaha.)
"...But then you would be queen. Don't you want to be a princess?"
(Lol screw dat I can be a princess queen. Or a queen princess. Mmmmhm.)
"..."
2. Mark's shoes will never be white.A most heartfelt "Amen to that!" from Marker.
3. Kraft will never look good with long hair.
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| A wild Kraftshell has appeared. |
See.
4. Um....... actually, I forgot. Let me get back to you on that.
5. I am a horrible person.See yesterday's blog post and Yaobob for reference.
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Lol I just did something funny with my keyboard and deleted everything. Luckily, Blogger saved it as a draft c:
Love +10.
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