Sunday, January 22, 2012

how to save a life


And if you can't read that because it's too small, click the image. 
I'M A FULLY CERTIFIED LIFEGUARD NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mark and Victoria were party poopers :C
"lol I'd never trust you to save me in a thousand years" 
"you probably wouldn't be able to lift me out of the pool"
to which I responded "I WOULDN'T EVEN TRY TO GET YOU OUT YOU LOSERS I'D LEAVE YOU IN THE POOL TO DROWN. AND LAUGH"

lol our swim club is so ghetto they emailed me my certificate in PDF form. =______= what happened to printing it out? lamination?? fancy gold writing???

I bet you could Photoshop yourself a certificate nowadays. omg

it's okay I probably won't be working till summer anyways besides I am not looking forward to getting redshirted. If Mark redshirts me with someone like Samir I'll just get fired lol I'm not breaking my back trying to backboard him out of the water again =_____=;;

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