la la la

wow LEO club's paper roses sale just makes me feel more alone
and I would buy myself a rose to make myself feel loved but I'm too cheap.
maybe I'll buy one for Tori.
#firstworldproblems 

lindsey

so today it was boring
except in fifth period Lindsey we were working on 'double-sounding words' and 'homophones'. In other words, puns.
You'd think I'd be good at this.
But the 'puns' were so bad omg
so examples of the 'double-sounding words'...
we were given a worksheet with a word bank of names like Jose and Henrietta and Oswald and Walter and etc. Then there were fifteen phrases that we had to use the names to fill in the blanks.
for example...

1. Jose can you see? (Ohhhhhhh say can you seeeeeeee?)
2. Henrietta big dinner and felt sick. (Henry ate a big dinner and felt sick.) [Amy and Raghu and Catherine K. seemed to find the phrase 'big dinner' hilarious...]
3. Wayne dwops are falling on my head. (Rain drops are falling on my head.)

...

and for the 'homophones' worksheet we were given a phrase and had to find two words that sounded the same but meant different things.

like...

1. stinky chicken = foul fowl
2. spun globe = whirled world
3. corny labyrinth = maize maze

and the guys made up this one

"What do you call a smart Indian kid covered in red sauce?" "RAGHU RAGU"

Can't deny that I got skills in Photoshop.

this sounds mean but

I always laugh when people (our age or younger...) say they've fallen in love with someone, or they're feeling sad because of unrequited love.
You're most likely not in love. You're infatuated, obsessed, in like. Girls are pretty, they have nice smiles, their personality doesn't have too many flaws. Guys are cute, they have nice smiles, they're not douchebags. Next thing you know, wow, you're chatting online after school! [S]he liked your post on their wall! Dude omg you totally just reached second base.
Do you want a cookie?

...
I don't know why I'm being all bitchy about this, but it just irritates me a lot whenever I see this stuff on people's statuses/blogs. asd;fkjsdlkjsj I just feel like snapping my fingers in a Z formation in their face and telling them to wake up. You're not going to pine after her/him for the rest of your life. It's just an infatuation. You'll get over her/him by the time high school's over, at the very most.

Orrrr you can just keep proclaiming you're in love with someone new every three months.

just so you know

You are a horrible friend.

Okay. When your ex was still your girlfriend, you basically disappeared for a month and ditched us for her. Great. What a wonderful friend.
Now that she broke up with you, you spend lunch with us, talk to us all the time, wow! Got no one better to spend your time with?

You write about your ex-girlfriend on your blog, blah blah, heartfelt posts, and then you turn right around and hang out all the time with me and C.
Oh, except when you see your ex. Then you call her name and run back to her. Mhm.

Plus, I have no idea why people keep insinuating that I like you. Well, it's gotten a lot better, except people are just teasing me about another person.
I don't like people who continue to do something, even when I've told them repeatedly to stop. quite a few people in that category

super smash bros. party!

with... Trisha, Kerrie, Yaobob, Flora, Darren, Victoria, Vivian, Charlie Tong, Anna, and Joshua Oh c:

me and Jonathan are missing~ 

Jonathan couldn't come even though he organized the whole thing .__.
Except we switched around the names so

• Trisha = Feiyao
• Kerrie = Jonathan
• Yaobob = Kerrie
• Flora = Vivian
• Darren = Charlie
• Victoria = Joshua
• Vivian = Anna
• Charlie = Trisha
• Anna = Flora
• Joshua = Darren

and Janis = Boob!

going to use party names from now on so refer to the list

So we were mostly watching Feiyao, Kerrie, Charlie, and Anna play on the Final Destinations stage lol. Then I suggested that they all play as Peach HAH 

"Let's make bets." "I BET ON PEACH LULULULUL"

Feiyao and Kerrie battle it out and Feiyao totally beat Kerrie with Marth LOL at one point Kerrie just walked off the stage

and then they went to play Brawl 

leaving me, Jonathan, and Joshua (the noobs) try to kill each other at Melee. I chose Zelda and since I didn't have a 'party name' I chose to be called 'Boob'.

I love the Ice Climbers and Zelda. That is all, okay. Ice Climbers are hot.

Then we went and all played Brawl and squished five people onto the sofa lul

Trisha kept killing everyone LOL

also, we passed around this tub of green tea ice cream that got contaminated by Trisha's and Feiyao's AIDS. 

Then I took Kerrie's spot on the sofa and he tried to get me out of it but he couldn't so Trisha was like "SIT ON HER!" but then he said "no I'll kill her" and then apparently Kerrie weighs around 180-190 pounds (or so he says) omg that's almost twice my weight LOL

then people just kinda trolled Jonathan (actual Jonathan Lu)'s blog and they were actually kinda mean >__> it's okay, Jonathan. We still love you.

on the other hand, I come home to a bazillion notifs on Facebook and find out that there is a new meme tumblr for my gif =________________=

what the actual hell, gaise.

now I have a headache from eating green tea ice cream and I must wake up at 5 tomorrow grrr. 

swim meet!

my smile is awkward as hell omq

Senior meet lul. Last meet I went to was... in November? October? .__.
Mark (my coach) was super pissed that I missed registration for Zones. Honestly, I'm not going to drop hella time because Zones is next week. Plus, I'd miss Chinese school.
Wait... do I want to go to Chinese school?
.______.

Anyways, me and Alisha carpooled there. We were supposed to have qualifying times to enter but we didn't so we just put in the qualifying times omg we got killed.
At least it was sunny and warm <3
AAAAND I DROPPED TIME!!!

on my 50 free I got a 29.25, (which I really shouldn't be happy with since I got a 27 in practice >.>) so that's an A time + dropped 2 seconds. Yuss.

on my 200 breaststroke I got 2:54.54 (swam against a bunch of thirteen-year-old half my size, lul) and dropped 4 seconds (dunno if that's an A time, probably not) and got second in the heat. Apparently, I swim like a whale. A crooked whale. .__.

on my 100 back I actually got 1:17!!! Dropped five seconds, and Mark wasn't quite so mad at me. Lol Alisha: "1:17??? JANIS! YOUR BACKSTROKE IS SUPPOSED TO BE SLOWER THAN MINEEE" heh.

Now I'm back home, eating my kimchi-flavored ramen<3

Also discovered that Louisa has made my face a meme =____=

Song Cover of the day: Mistletoe - Clara C ft. Cathy Nguyen. So kyeopta~~

selca all day errday

Went and took an unplanned walk for half an hour. 

It's so hot outside ,__, wtf is going on, winter.

got invited to this Super Smash Bros. party or something but my mom's temper is out of whack these past few days, +tomorrow I have a swim meet and choir (ends at 7) so even if I can go (super paranoid parents) I'll be late.

PLUS, I can't actually play video games. I don't own a single gaming system LOL

My nose is also persistently red. 

Wae.

binging without purging

just ate a whole bunch of chocolate
like
one candy bar
after the other
i don't understand
how eating something so good
[gooey and thick and caramel, sugar, candied almonds, calories, sweet chocolate]
can make me feel so horrible
and starving so horribly
[ice water, green tea]
can make me feel so good.

tgif

this is what I do on Friday nights
torrenting Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
hah
aha
for once there is no Chinese homework
and also
I have to say that Sherlock Holmes is my current favorite literary character
he's hot
I still have to finish The Return of Sherlock Holmes + The Sign of Four c:
which I will.
once I finish my current TBBT fanfic.
Sheldon/Penny 4lyf3.
No Shamy (Sheldon/Amy Farrah Fowler).
No Leonard/Penny.

Shelly has nice forearms

I CAN'T HEAR YOUR OTHER SHIPS OVER THE SOUND OF MY SHELDON/PENNY
and now my torrent is finished and I will now watch Jude Law be sexy.

You rock that moustache.

today was quite nice

so the finals
uh
I failed today that is all

and after school me, Tori, Louisa, and Selena took the 217 bus (first time on a bus [in Fremont]! along with Louisa lol) to Starbucks at the Lucky's plaza. Also went to Moos Cakes nearby and bought 6 macaroons (buy 6 get 1 free!) so me, Louisa, and Selena got two macaroons each and one for Tori dear.

Yum yum strawberrys&creme + blueberry and lemon macaroons c:

Also first time eating a macaroon. Hah.

I think I'm pretty hot.

Sister comes along and sees me camwhoring taking selcas and wants to take some with me.

My beautiful sister and I.

y she so small face?! y me such fat face?!

/moves to different computer and different webcam

Lol when I get home, the first thing I do is change clothes heh. Skinny jeans may make my legs look nice but today my legs were roasting in them because the buses had no AC >:c This is why I like Hong Kong buses.

Then it was around 2 so me and Selena went and jaywalked across the street like cool kids (Louisa and Tori waited for the light to change they were not cool) and waited for the bus. While we were waiting, this Filipino? Spanish? guy came driving down and his windows were open and there was this really really funky sounding Spanish song playing really loud and we all just started cracking up but tried not to show it and when he drove off we laughed so hard I bet the people thought we were mental.

Then the bus came and we took the 215 bus to TapEx/CVS plaza. Went to CVS to look for hair dye/bleach but realized I was out of money from Starbucks and the macaroons. S4dlyf3. 

We started goofing around the store and saw the Valentine's Day things (Louisa kept teasing me about someone) and found some dancing flowers LOL IT WAS REALLY CREEPY I SWEAR IT WAS ROTATING ITS LITTLE FLOWER HIPS WHILE IT SANG BALLADS TO US and there were three of them so I pressed all of the buttons at the same time and walked quickly away lol 

"it wasn't us lol what flowers what pots what creepy flower hips haha"

then they left for Kimi's birthday party and me and Tori went to TapEx because I had a hankerin' for crispy pepper chicken but the line was so long D: 

Saw Cynthia and Cari LOL and told her about our buscapades. Then my dad came to pick me up and we went home.

And I showed him the "Shit Asian Dads Say" video and he laughed so much omg lol

given up

basically at this point it's either I fail or I don't lol
so
here
this guy omg
+10 respect for Koreans!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc05IRzYJJE
and the last ten seconds made me laugh so hard I almost choked on my green tea.

entirely forgot to mention

today in orch
we were playing
and since me and Tori usually play second violin
Krafty made us play first violin for the Mozart piece
and first violin is supremely boring
so me and Tori uh..... made up our own harmonies to go with the main melody
and usually Krafty never notices
but this time she does

"There's no divisi in this piece!!! Who's playing that? Do you think it's pretty? Mozart wouldn't. blah blah blah stop that blah blah blah"

and when she's saying all this she's looking over our heads (we're in the second row) at the seniors who like to goof around LOOOOOOOOOL

/innocent face

and then we started sight-reading a piece called "The Rite of Spring" (Stravinsky's piece)
and I told Mark that it was a contemporary ballet piece where men dance around in white Speedos and tights LOL

"I did not need to know that JanJan"

there ya go

and she gave me second violin and Tori first violin
so Tori switched with Arnav for second violin
and apparently so did a lot of other freshmen so when Krafty found out she got mad (again) and lectured us about switching music
but she overlooked us (in the front row now) LOOOOL

and there was a solo in the music for first violin, second violin, and viola
so Kevin played the first violin solo and I got to play the second violin solo! C:
it was very strange hehehehe Krafty said we might perform this for the Mission Attendance concert which is on February 23rd and I have swim practice on that day which ends at 7:30 lol so many conflicts booooo.

Also leaving on February 28th at 5:30 pm for Dallas, Texas for ACDA! coming back on the 1st of March at 9:30 pm so I can go to school on Friday .___. all jet-lagged and tired, uh huh.

omq gaise

so
checked iParent today
and apparently
everyone sucked on the chem final l0l
the curve was 20 points omq LOOOOL
that means everyone missed at least 10 questions out of 100 what is lyf3
I got 178 out of 180 points heh.
98% c:
so my grade went up one percent lol omq

and for Cain
uh
there isn't a section for the final and idk what he did or if the final's even graded yet
but he updated it with the unit 3 binder check
and now my grade is also up one percent now omg

I don't study at all and I have a 98% in Cain
Louisa studies a ton and she's trying to keep her A in Hui

I am the GIF-making master

dude I am so creepy ide

why does anyone even read this

my blogs consists of pictures of me and me ranting about my boring lyf3

lolol 2 views from Germany and 1 view from Malaysia

hey der how's it going

please forgive me

sometimes I say (or type)
mean
hurtful
things
and
my temper is quick
to flare up
but also quick
to die down
so
forgive me
if I say
mean (or irrational)
things.

Janiscano?

Here is a picture of my head on fire (I believe that is what the webcam's "special effect" was supposed to be...) and if you are not appeased you can look at this picture and pretend that you have successfully blown up my brain with your mind my head is burning and I am on fire and it hurts (not really).

you're really bad at this aren't you

sometimes I really hate my parents

and my sister

and my family

and my teachers

and my friends

and everyone else around me

wonderful

I keep breaking out grgjdslkrja;slkdjf stupid oily skin type :c

That's another final I failed today w00p
I seriously just guessed on five problems because

1. I forgot the formula
2. what the #$&*@&$ is this bs 
3. graphs
4. graphs
5. graphs

I had problems with the graphs.

Tomorrow I have two more finals

yay

English and AP music theory 

omq

for English Lindsey is making us take a "two-part final"

fucking shit crey

first hour: David Copperfield test Ch. 42-64 (end)

but since we've read the whole book she said we have to "draw broader conclusions"

and then the second hour is our OR

lol we're not supposed to do books we read last year

but 

since only Allen's class did Jane Eyre she doesn't know we read it last year so

me and Caleb are doing Jane Eyre

...

lol does that make us bad people

does that make me a bad person

oh boohoo

and did I mention that I have a flat 90 in English rn

and Lindsey's fond of grading three questions out of 6 on our tests and then doubling the scores

and did I mention that I keep getting B's on my tests

because freaking Lindsey doesn't think I analyze enough

well I'm sorry I don't see 'blue sky' as 'well at this point in the story David's been feeling conflicted feelings about his marriage to Dora and then coincidentally she dies and then now all the storm clouds of sexual tension are gone and then he gets happily married to Agnes and then they're happy so that blue sky is not really a blue sky but rather the author's representation of David's wonderfully unconflicted feelings'

shit man

IT'S A FUCKING BLUE SKY

den for sixth period Mr. A's making us do melodic dictation

where he plays freaking eight measures four times and makes us write down all the notes and rhythms and stuff

and it's hard

even if I do have perfect pitch

grrasd;lfjdfkj

and then we're doing another final on paper

and because stupid people cheated on the last test he's going to make this harder

fucking shit crey

AND HE SAID HE'D UPLOAD THE GRADES ON FREAKING TUESDAY AND IT'S NOW THURSDAY AND THE GRADES ARE NOT FREAKING UPLOADED AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW I DID ALL SEMESTER AND AND AND

my creyz.

5eva

I'm watching you.

Actually I look really creepy in that picture it's okay I'm too tired to care

but my bangs are fluffy~~!1!`!!~!1!*!*`11!#!@#@$@%

given up on studying for tomorrow's finals
there's orch
Krafty said that our 'final' was going to be playing
for like
an hour and a half
straight
someone save me from this hell
and then there's alg2/trig
grgdfrejgklrjekgarhg
I give up
on life

I have an 88 and Nguyen doesn't round up

freaking Nguyen.

"89.9% is the perfect B+!!!!11!!@!@!@1!!" /said with life-ruining gusto

so unless I get a 100 on the final (which apparently is pretty hard) I am firmly in B+ zone

grahkthkahtathhhh

I give up

forever

5eva

because 5

is greater

than 4

#firstworldproblems #4lyf3 #s4dlyf3

awk

she turns around
and by pretense of glancing at the timelines on the wall
looks at him from the corner of her eye
and holding a deck of cards
covers her face, and his
and lowers them slightly
to take a peek.
did you really mean it when you said that I make you happy?

here is a story

she runs

short stubby legs carry her

with the occasional wince of sore sour pain

far        and wide

      across gritty rough playground plains; deserted

's running so fast 

but she doesn't know why

and doesn't know the wheres and whats and hows

she runs

and fumbles

and stops

and trips

all at once,

she is staring bemusedly at her hands planted firmly in 

   dirt gravel

how did they get there and why has she stopped?she was flying and came to amidst broken dreams and blood vessels

  when she goes to get up she sees twin pools of red streaming down her legs

stops

wonders

stares

feels

cries

bawls

no one is there to see her
help her up

rivers turn to streams turn to trickles to salt water tracks down her face

smeared with dirt

and small

               pebble stones

gets up                           totters home

where mother is sitting, back-facing, on the other side of the screen door

slips inside as silently as possible

with the subtlety of three-year-young grace

to the bathroom          onward march, ye weary soldier

where she climbs onto a wooden stool

unknowingly leaves a trail of bright red stains against snowy carpet

and finds the large white box of bandaids

puts one on each knee

then two

then three

just in case, for luck, with love.

all smiles 

for grownup wounds require grownup bandages

returns to mother beaming with tear-dried cheeks

instead of studying

I cut my hair again.
only the bangs because still undecided whether to grow my hair long or cut it short. (really, short, like this.)

growing it out long:

• takes too much time
• split ends!!!
• will have to trim from time to time anyways

cutting it short:

• won't be able to make fancy hairstyles for fancy occasions

• dunno if I look good with short hair

The only problem with straight-across fringe like this is that my bangs tend to split in the middle =____=

Models with straight-across bangs, tell me how your hair looks so perfect all day errday D:

Yes, yes, I should be studying like everyone else lol. But I seem to have developed insomnia this past week. I go to sleep (like get in bed and try to count sheep) at 11 but I can't fall asleep until 2 or 3am .__. so I'm tired and contemplating taking a nap for two or three hours. Or will that make my insomnia worse.......?

...Also, I have a 96 in CP Chem and a 97 in Cain so unless I get below 50% on both finals I'll still have an A. I filled up one side of my index card in super tiny writing and the other side's like... blank .--. LOL

p.s.

I am stalking all my blog viewers...

Who checked my blog in the past hour with an iPad? LOL I am very curious

"ohohohoho"

i regret telling you [singular]
i regret telling you about everything
i've told you [plural] many many times

oh, who cares what she thinks? let's just go on making jokes during chem class, math class, passing period, lunch time, online, every day. it's not like they're that bad. besides, she doesn't seem that mad.

i suppose you don't think that i am actually hurt by them.

how many times have i told you to stop?
i swear the next time you make a joke i will lose my fucking temper and punch you in the fucking face.
yaobob, i'm not sorry

just stop.

can't you see that i'm insecure enough?

and i eat and eat and eat
in my mind, gaining pounds with every bite;
i am past caring

whooo will love you?

    come on, skinny love.

i see your eyes, they're 

strained blue black 

i            want to smooth away the shadows       

    beneath

                  

                   

them and say that everything will be okay

i see you

  and you do not make the breath catch in my throat

you do not make me turn fire-engine red

     you make me feel as if i could

 spend lazy daisy   days with you

in cozy        old sweaters             that do not itch        that smell of warm hazy summer

        watching cartoons with you

              and i'd laugh at the most [in]opportune times 

 just last a year.

owl always love you.

take a break from studying for finals

Although I guess if you're on my blog, you've probably given up studying for finals.

This is beautiful LOL mostly because it's true
so true

Aaaaaaaand
Song of the day: Lightweight -Demi Lovato

my sister is watching anime what

studying for Chem and World History and Alg2/Trig while listening to dubstep lol
not sure if that's a very good idea ._______. since I kind of have a headache now. Skrillex keeps making my head spin with all its 'wO0o-ww0ow-W-rew-rw0-ro0ro-w-0r-eR-E-EE--R-E-D-FSRo-r0-ers-w-B-OO-MB-OOM-B-O-OOO-O-OM-FD-K-S-AD-Ff-w-wo-e-re-rr-oror-w-ww's.

...I'm going to go back to my Plain White T's and Relient K and Death Cab for Cutie.

Also, I seem to have this horrible obsession with rings. I can't stop buying them ;~;
One day I must post pictures of all my rings and then you will see the extent of my (cheap) ring collection.

My dad's friend asked me if I was half-Caucasian.

Fake smile, but that's alright. I'd be happy if my school IDs would
look like this... or even if they looked like me at all -____-;

....Is it the blonde hair?
Because people also like to ask me if my dyed damaged hair is naturally blonde.
.__________________.;;

SO
MUCH
CHEM
GAHHHHHHHHH

how to save a life

And if you can't read that because it's too small, click the image. 

I'M A FULLY CERTIFIED LIFEGUARD NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mark and Victoria were party poopers :C

"lol I'd never trust you to save me in a thousand years" 

"you probably wouldn't be able to lift me out of the pool"

to which I responded "I WOULDN'T EVEN TRY TO GET YOU OUT YOU LOSERS I'D LEAVE YOU IN THE POOL TO DROWN. AND LAUGH"

lol our swim club is so ghetto they emailed me my certificate in PDF form. =______= what happened to printing it out? lamination?? fancy gold writing???

I bet you could Photoshop yourself a certificate nowadays. omg

it's okay I probably won't be working till summer anyways besides I am not looking forward to getting redshirted. If Mark redshirts me with someone like Samir I'll just get fired lol I'm not breaking my back trying to backboard him out of the water again =_____=;;

I remember doing all this omg

listening to my mom talking on the phone about me............
she's talking so loud that I can hear her from another room while she's in the kitchen omg -___- (yes, she's actually in the kitchen. no, there are no sandwiches in sight)

the following is all in Cantonese--

when I went to Hong Kong while I was three
"there was never a naughtier kid in all of Hong Kong omg"
"so in the airport she went and climbed onto the luggage carts and started running/pushing herself down the hallways and people had to get out of her way before she crashed into them"
"and also in our apartment she went and ran into the sofa again and again and again"
"when she woke up she flung open the doors and raaaan down the hallway so fast and jumped onto the sofa and crashed"
"in this science museum she was in the bathroom and kept opening and closing the door because the hinges were weird"

when I went to San Francisco when I was four
"she went up to a random stranger and started hugging that person"
"she liked San Francisco very much and Fisherman's Wharf yes"
"ran after the seagulls and tried to catch one"
"was very sad when the seagulls all flew away"

about my piano playing
"her touching was very bright"

about my writing
"I always knew she was a good writer since third or fourth grade"
oh really lol

Look at Louisa's adorable face at the bottom left corner.

I was an ugly little kid okay. Especially when people compared me with my sister... :c

Guess which one I am :P Should be pretty obvious LOL and for bonus points, who are the other people in the picture?

+10 respect for people who guess right.

sunday morning, rain is falling

during the service today John (youth/young adults/English side minister) said
"What does it mean, 'Jesus is enough'? When our youth/high school students wear the burgundy-colored T-shirt with 'Jesus is enough' across it in big, white, bold letters, what does it mean?"

"While you're chasing after money, or something else to fill that void inside of you, you don't see that Jesus should be all you need."

I realized that what I have been doing, chasing after different people and eating, eating so much, and then loathing myself afterwards, is just me trying to control aspects in my life. Because of everything that I have no control over is driving me nuts, I try to force my weight down. Instead, it fluctuates, and rebels against me. All this time, I've been turning away from Jesus and my religion, and now I'm lost because I have nowhere to go, no one to talk to.

"But whatever was to my profit I now consider loss for the sake of Christ. What is more, I consider everything a loss compared to the surpassing greatness of knowing Christ Jesus my Lord, for whose sake I have lost all things. I consider them rubbish, that I may gain Christ and be found in Him, not having a righteousness of my own that comes from the law, but that which is through faith in Christ -- the righteousness that comes from God and is by faith."
        -Philippians 3:7-9

干杯！

Saturday nights are best spent in my nail-polish-and-Paris-Amour-Body-Lotion-scented room, watching The Big Bang Theory.
And drinking Martinelli's Sparkling Cider

in my WWOHP butterbeer mug!!!!

Cheers, y'all.

Why am I so excited.....

recognize.

So much respect for this man.

leaving so soon?

you seem so sure of yourself when I see you
out of the corners of my eyes
and when you turn and look back at me
I am overjoyed and frightened and nervous at all once all of a sudden
I look away.
when I risk another glance upwards -- look, you're gone

I feel like you're playing with my emotions
you know how I feel
don't you?
you can see it when I look at you
and I'm left trying to decipher you, a riddle that's too hard for muddled brains

omg

lol the other volunteers are talking about Glee
"Dude Glee's like the same thing over and over again"
"Yeah Finn and Rachel get toghether, break up, and get together again"
"They're not the whole story"
"Oh yeh there's the big girl -- Mercedes. She and Sam get together"
"what the Jesus"
"Dianna Agron's cute"
"I like Quinn"
"Oh yeh there's the lesbians"

temple run is addicting

I get eaten by monkeys all the time lol.

Today we had our final in Chinese class...
Jia Laoshi made us take it like the real AP test :c
Listening, reading, writing, and speaking.
We all brought our laptops lol and me and Cynthia camwhored using our lovely webcams.

Cynthia darling.

Angry Birds bandaids are only for the cool kids.

i'm b34Ut1fu1

y00 d@ 1 th4t i tink @b0ut @lw@y$$$

Got a 100% on my speaking!!!! It's all because I got a lucky pick and got to talk about Beijing.

Hot stuff.

Cynthia kept singing "RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH" and I forget the rest but it was like random numbers and then more "TITTIES" and more "BITCH"
heh
then Jia Laoshi gave us red envelopes. Two dollar bills for the win

Now I'm at Tech Musuem volunteering but I'm on my break eating free popcorn. Also monopolizing the computer being a loner and other volunteers are sitting at the table with their fancy phones playing "Rack City" and Temple Run
they're also talking about playing beer pong l0l idkman

When's Chinese New Year again?
...I'm such a fail Asian

meow

LOL
now I remember why I'm not getting any emails from universities.
I put down my mom's email instead of my own.
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she forwarded an email from Case Western Reserve University to me. They think I would fit in with their 'smart, motivated students'. Oh, really?
Hmm.... it's in Cleveland. o___o there's a School of Medicine!!!

I can only look smart with glasses on.

Hm...

I'm a camwhore at heart, sorry.
Anyways...
today we had a chem test on Chapter 9, which we spent the whole of three days on. Whee.
It's okay I have a 96 in CP Chem lol.

and also today we had a fishbowl discussion in Cain it was horrible I hated it.
I just can't talk in front of the whole class with people staring at me grdsfjsdl;kj this also happens in Chinese class when we need to stand up in front of the room and speak. For two minutes. In Chinese. Horrible stuff.
Then Cain gave me and this other girl a lecture at the end because we were the only ones who didn't talk, just listened to the discussion about rubber and severed hands.
By the way, no one mentioned anything about the many rapes of women and girls in the Congo. No one. They just focused on the smoked hands.

Graphing calculator quiz! We all failed! Happy day.

Then at lunch me and Trisha were looking at YesStyle stuff on her mom's iPhone 4s (lol I just realized how dumb that sounds) and then Anna said something along the lines of "Hey, look! That guy just picked up that backpack!" and me and Trisha turn around and look and there's this shady Mexican dude (okay sorry that sounds really stereotypical and racist of me, but that's what he looked like) picking up a backpack that clearly did not belong to him.
Just a few days ago, Brandi (campus supervisor, in case y'all don't know) came and told us that backpacks had been stolen because they were left lying around and no one was watching them. So the guy started walking away, with the backpack, and me and Trisha went after him.
He saw us going after him so he just went next to the Little Theatre and put the backpack down. Me and Trisha and Victoria went up and Trisha asked him if that was his backpack, and he said "No...... I'm just.... picking it up. For a friend......."
One of the pockets was unzipped and I saw a plastic bag inside with "Shehzad" written on it and I was like "Nice try lol what BS" and I picked it up and brought it back over to our lunch place and asked Shehzad if that was his backpack and he said yes and then he and Albert went and confronted the short Mexican dude and his tall Mexican friend.

I don't know what they said but then they went to the office to report it I think and then yeah.
But it was all thanks to Anna c:

And now I must go to swim practice or I will be slow and flabby when swim season starts! D: