SAT

I did not stay up till 2AM to check because I knew that the site would be flooded with people and it'd probably crash.

So I checked the next morning.

And it was tense for a while because the website said "maintenance" on it like okay you know people are crazy about their scores you know they'd check as soon as scores are released okay this maintenance shit is not flying

And then

My parents offered me a choice between an iPhone 5 and an iPad if I got 2300+ so iPhone 5, here I come.

I need a new phone anyways, my old phone's inner screen is cracked and useless and the outside is cracked and falling apart too. Or maybe that's just me trying to reason with myself about how I'm buying into the Apple-mania.

BUT HA HA HA HA YES YES YES MOTHEREFFERS I NEVER EVER HAVE TO SEE AN SAT PREP BOOK EVER OMQ I'M GOING TO BUILD A BONFIRE OUT OF MY 3432343243254 ELITE PACKETS AND TESTS 

Peace out, fathers (the real mothereffers).