Wednesday, October 10, 2012

I am so done

This post concerns a certain English project that we fucked up today, during first period.
First of all, here's a disclaimer: right now I am tired and sick and so fucking done right now and now my English grade is in jeopardy so don't quote me on anything written below. Also I need to pee.


Now. To my dear group: we are all friends/acquaintances and shit but come on, you all spent so little effort on this presentation. Compared to other people's projects, ours was extremely below standard. And then the three of you expect me and another group member to pick up the slack while you play League of Legends..........?
Also.
I guess you think I'd be able to pull rainbows out of my ass but no I am terrible at improvisation what do you want me to say what do you want me to do it's not my fault that you didn't know jackshit about when to turn in stuff I mean I would have reminded you that everything was due fucking today but wait I thought that you'd maybe already know because the due date was today so doesn't that mean that you have to turn in stuff, oh wait, maybe today?

Okay. But I still like my group better than a certain person in the audience of our English class today. Yes, we sucked. Yes, our skit was on crack.
"After watching that, I feel like I'm on drugs..." - Ms. LaRosa
I would be the first one to admit that our project was absolutely stupid.
But at least the other people in the class were polite enough, or conscious enough to keep quiet. Did you really have to go and poke at the holes in our skit/arguments? Great, just lower our grade more and more with every single word you say, mhm. When you were down there making us sweat by going all "Wow, isn't your skit just targeting Republicans blah blah blah" and then we answered "oh it was just easier to pick out ignorant things that Republicans have said" and then you said "doesn't that make you ignorant as well hur dur dur"
Well fuck you very much, thanks. LaRosa wasn't even thinking about that, plus we had a fucking disclaimer in the front, saying that everything the characters said were direct fucking quotes, and maybe, just maybe, Obama isn't ignorant to go around saying that 'in the case of "legitimate rape", the female body has a way of "shutting it down"'?
Or were you just intent on trolling us and making us look fucking stupid, in case we hadn't already done that well enough?
Even Richard, who was also a witness to our unfortunate project, said "You don't do what [that person] did. You don't sit there and say that in front of the teacher. You clap and say 'good job good job' and then if you really have to show people how smart you are, you tell them after class. Not in front of the teacher."
Well, fuck you.
Fuck you very much.

Fuck.
I am 900000% done with life.

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