second semester junior

EDIT: 4.0 GPA FOR THIS SEMESTER 

FIGHT ME

So, Janis, how's life been?
Since the last time I've written a poorly written blog post? Well... I've watched Inglourious Basterds, I've seen the chances of my having a 4.0 in the semester crash and burn, I've started on my summer program applications, I've written down most of my close friends' birthdays on my phone as reminders, I've noticed a few uncomfortable trends, and I've cried over Tumblr's new update.

Inglourious

• That was the bloodiest shit
• Well the second-bloodiest shit ever behind Saving Private Ryan
• Had some funny parts though
• But altogether a waste of time

4.0-never

• Soooooo as of this moment, not all of my grades are in (Psych and Eng, pls) but I'm pretty sure that I'll get A's in both of them as I had A's in them before the final.
• Ha haha ahah ah aha haha math no
• Math
• No
• Curve
• Final dropped my grade 3.94%.
• I had a 92.02 overall.
• Hello 3.83333333333333
• Unless I can get Saldana to bump my grade to an A
• Which is highly unlikely

EDIT: SALDANA CURVED THE FINAL TO AN 88 (12% CURVE) SO I NOW HAVE AN A-: 90.15% OVERALL.

THANK THE LORD

Summer apps

• Only applying to 4 programs
• There are no 9x12 envelopes in the house
• I asked Saldana for some recommendation forms and I've been steadily regretting that decision ever since 

Birthdays

• Just wrote my card/got my present for Shehzad's birthday tomorrow! 
• Plus a bunch of other weird peoples' birthdays on my phone
• Sorry I am the worst at remembering dates
• If you are a close friend and I don't remember your birthday feel free to whack me on the head
• Not too hard though I need some brain cells for Saldana
• But I feel pretty sure I've got most of the important dates down

#trending

• If you are a guy and you are interested in me please do not write poetry to me.
• Please.
• I'm extremely serious. Do not. Desist, I pray.
• Twice. Two guys have written poetry to me multiple times. Stop.
• It was interesting the first few times but now I just. No.
• Also what is with me and being attracted to guys who are short (short being under 5'7")??? It's not the fact that they're short that attracts me, it's just that I'm attracted to guys who happen to be short??????????????????
• I actually like really tall/skinny guys based on just looks alone (go take a look at the post below this one)

Tumblr

• water u doin
• do you 
• no
• now 1-click reblog doesn't even work anymore
• ARE YOU HAPPY NOW TUMBLR
• ARE YOU HAPPY DAVID KARP
• YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE KAVID DARP
• I H9 U

**If you are a second semester senior and you rub it in my face about your "not having to care anymore", I will calmly (or not) reply "fight me".**