Friday, September 14, 2012

football players

A/N: Yes, I got a little mad here. So if you don't like rants/like football players, don't read.

Two different things I want to address here. And both concern football players and being a girl.
So, first issue. It's pretty much common knowledge that there is a freshman girl on the football team. She's white, dresses/looks like a guy, and isn't stick skinny like a lot of the girls at Mission. Okay... it's not like I care very much because Mission's football team sucks dick, and it's not like there's rules against girls on the team. It's people that are judging her for it that bothers me. It's her life, okay? She wants to dress like a guy, cut her hair short, sure! Why not? I cut my hair short. I like to dress like a male sometimes. Like today. And I'm straight. Let's try to get this simple little lesson into our heads, stupid children. Let's try to look past stereotypes. Tomboys do not equal lesbians. Lesbians do not equal tomboys.


More about that later.
Anyways, a lot of people are going 'wooow, there's a giiiiirl on the football team' like it's a huge deal or she's crossed some sort of boundary or whatever. She's a big girl (as in age, not body, but it's probably a good thing she's not a stick because lol football), I'm sure she can handle making that decision. Who are you to make judging comments because she likes football and goes out for the team? Just because the lot of you would snap like twigs if you got tackled? Making disparaging comments about her choices/sexual orientation doesn't make you better than she is. The lot of you make me sick sometimes.
That being said, I really don't like football players because of the fact that a lot of them are dicks (not that I know them personally, but I kind of don't want to get to know them) and they're tall, more-buff-than-the-average-skinny-Asian dicks.
Today there was a fire drill at Mission and when we were walking back (we meaning me + orch dudes; Calvin, Richard, Mark) and I was dressed like this with my hood up because it was cold.


And I guess I was kind of walking masculinely because I was wearing those harem pants, but I was also wearing strawberry patterned Vans, okay. My shoe size is a 5.5-6. I'm also 5'4".
.....So, these three or four football players (Mark said they were juniors) were walking behind us and I was talking to Mark (and I don't think I have a very low voice ... I'm a soprano for god's sake) and then one of the football players hit my back with ... something, I don't know, but they just hit my back really hard.
And then I turned around at the same time one of the players exclaimed, like an idiot, "It's a girl!" so I stared at them because they were idiots. Wow, you figured out that I'm a girl! Congratulations! Do you want a medal or something?


And then another one muttered (not quietly enough): "You hit her back."
And instead of apologizing for hitting me in the back, they said "oh, there was a fly on your back."
There was no meriting that idiocy with a response, so I just threw them another "you are fucking idiots" look and they kept saying that there was a fly on my back.
Is brawn inversely proportional to brains? I don't know, but this experience has greatly confirmed that theory, at least in football players' cases.
I also don't know why this experience made me sort of mad. If I were a guy, would that make it okay to hit me in the back and not apologize? For that matter, you figured out that I was a girl. Great, that fact finally made it to your tiny little brains. In your cultures, when you hit girls, is it socially acceptable to pretend that there were flies on whatever part of the girl's body that you hit?
.....Great. Now I'm actually mad.
Lesson of the day: some football players at Mission are really fucking rude.
Oh, wait. I already knew that though.


Have a nice day, everyone. And for girls, I hope that none of you will be unfortunate enough to get smacked in the back (pretty hard, if I got bruised easily it would be bruised) by dicks and then not even get an apology. And if you're a boy, I hope that none of you ever hear the words "It's a boy!!1!!1one!!1!" from a football player's mouth.
If you're a football player that happens to be not a dick, then this post doesn't apply to you.
But I still hope you don't go around hitting girls' backs.
Oh yes, and we started the Fruit Fly Lab in Neilson today.
Neilson is an incompetent b*%#@.

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